A nurse told me, “Sorry for the wait!” I replied, “It’s alright, I’m patient.”.What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the barking lot!. What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus. There are two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now. Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months they say his days are numbered. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage. Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies. Why do you smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam. Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. I got fired from my job at the bank today. What has four wheels and flies? Garbage truck. Why do mushrooms get invited to all the best parties? He was a fun-gi!. Why won’t it hurt if you hit your friend with a 2-liter of soda? Because it’s a soft drink!. When your teacher asks “Where’s your homework?” It took a sick day. Grandma: Back in our days, you could buy bread, milk, soaps, spices, eggs, meat, all for a dollar. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 
What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics!.Remember some of them so that the next time your friend asks, ‘Tell me a funny joke’ you have a couple of them ready at your fingertips! Here are some funny jokes to tell your close ones for a good laugh.
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